banner8

banner9

banner10

BİZİM NASREDDİN HOCA

GÜNDEM 17.06.2014, 00:31 17.06.2014, 00:31
2
BİZİM NASREDDİN HOCA
banner12

mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> Nasreddin Hoca Akşehir’de toprak damlı evinin kapısının önünden :-“Gülmez sultannnnn!” diye sesleniyor.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Bu Hoca’nın ilk seslenişi, ikinci seslenişi daha bir hızlı oluyor.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">—Hatuunnn! Diyor. Hatuuunnnn!


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Hoca altmış yaşlarında, fakat karısı Hoca’dan genç olmasına rağmen Hoca‘dan da yaşlı görünüyor, üstelik de çirkin.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Hocanın üçüncü kez “Hatunnnn! “ demesinden sonra kadın geliyor.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">— Be kadın adını mı ezberleteceksin, sabahtan beri seni çağırıyorum, nerdesin? Diyor.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Kadın yine bir karış suratla Hoca’ya:


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">—Ancak gelebildim be Hoca!


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Nasreddin Hoca:


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">— İyi ki geldin, ben buradayım da hani benim Karakaçan’ım!


mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Hocanın karısı suratsız, eşeği desen huysuz. Karakaçan’a binecek bu sefer de heybe yok.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">—Yahu Hatun sen hiçbir işi doğru dürüst yapamaz mısın? Bak bu sefer de heybeyi unutmuşsun! Diyor.


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">Bu kez de Nasreddin Hoca,
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> eyeri, heybeyi almaya kendisi ahıra gidiyor.


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">Uzunca bir besmele çekerek Karakaçan’ın üzerine eyeri, sonra heybeyi yerleştiriyor.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Karakaçan’da Akşehir yollarında öylesine güzel gidiyor ki bu gün eşeğin eşekliği üzerinde değil. Hoca eşeğinin üzerinde tıkır tıkır giderken, eşek birden huysuzlanmaz mı? Tam da Akşehir Camii’nin önünden Akşehir Pazarı’na gideceği sırada.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Hocayı görenler:


mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">—Hocam hocam aman dikkat edin, eşek huysuz galiba diyorlar.


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">Nasreddin Hoca:


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">—Ona sakın bir daha eşek demeyin, Diyor.


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">—Neden diyorlar.


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">Hoca:


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">—Alınır sonra, diyor.


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">—Nereye gidiyorsun Hoca diyorlar.


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">—Pazara.


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">—Pazarda ne yapacaksın?


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">— Bu huysuzu satacağım.


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">Birkaç kişi hemen Hoca’nın etrafını sarıyorlar.


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">—Hoca hoca pazara kadar gitmeden istersen şu eşeğine bir bakalım diyorlar.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Müşterilerden birisi gelip Karakaçan’ın dişine, bir başkası kuyruğuna bakıyor, bu arada hayvan bir huysuzlanıyor ki kimseyi yanına yaklaştırmıyor.


mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">—Aman Hocam senin bu hayvan huysuz mu huysuz diyorlar. Kimse bu hayvanı satın almaz.


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">Nasreddin Hoca elini Karakaçan’ın üzerine vurarak:


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">—Aslında ben de onu satmak için getirmedim, Maksadım Ümmet-i Muhammedin benim bu huysuzdan neler çektiğimi görüp anlaması için getirdim. Diyor.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Bu arada çevreden de gülüşmeler başlıyor. Hoca tekrar eşeğe biniyor pazara gidecek. Bu kez de eşek olan hızıyla koşmaya başlamaz mı?


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Hocanın eşeğini pazara gidenler tutmaya çalışıyorlar:


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">—Hocam, ne bu telaşınız Allah aşkına diyorlar.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Hoca, Karakaçan’ın üzerinde çaresizlikle,


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">—Efendim, eşeğin çok acele bir işi çıktı da onun için oraya gidiyoruz. Diyor ama bu arada da Hoca’nın eşeği koştururken Hoca eşekten düşmesin mi?


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">Görenler:


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">—Nasreddin Hoca eşekten düştü. Hoca eşekten düştü diyerek alaya alıyorlar.


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">Nasreddin Hoca hiçbir şey olmamış gibi:


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">—Önemi yok. Diyor. Önemi yok. Düşmesem de zaten inecektim.
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">  "Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR"> 


mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Neden sonra Nasreddin Hoca eşeğin ipini çeke çeke eve doğru ağır adımlarla, can acısıyla yürüyor.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">***


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Bu arada Hocanın karısı da Hoca’nın dönüşünü camın önüne oturmuş bekliyordu.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Yorgunluktan bitkin bir halde Hoca önde, Karakaçan’ı onun arkasında, ipini çeke çeke evinin kapısını çalıyor. Karısı her zaman ki yine asık suratıyla Hoca’yı karşılıyor.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Nasreddin Hoca:


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">— Nedir bu suratın? Yüzünden düşen yine bin parça oluyor. Bu gülmez sultanlıktan ne zaman vazgeçeceksin? Diye söylenmeye başlıyor.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Kadın kendine bahane bulmaya çalışarak:


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">— Hiç sorma Hoca komşularımızdan bir kadın öldü de, ailesine başsağlığı dilemeye gittim. Cenaze evinden gelen kimse gülmez ki…


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Hoca karısının bahanesinin geçersiz olduğunu anlayıp:


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">— Haydi haydi! Ben senin düğün evinden geldiğin zamanı da biliyorum. Diyerek, bu arada da Karakaçan ‘ın ipini karısının eline uzatıyor.


mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">— "Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">      mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:
TR"> 
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Karakaçan’ı da ahıra götürüver, sakın yem vermeyi de unutma.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Hoca’nın karısı inatçı mı inatçı, Karakaçan’ı kimin yemleyeceği hususunda anlaşamayıp sonunda da bahse tutuşuyorlar. Aralarında da ilk ağzını kim açarsa eşeği onun yemlemesine karar veriyorlar.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> Hoca’nın karısı o inatla evden çıkarak komşusuna gidiyor, "Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> Hoca’da evin ortasına oturup Hatun’un dönmesini beklemeye başlamıyor.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Bir süre sonra eve hırsız girip, Nasreddin Hoca’nın sessiz sedasız evde oturmasından yararlanarak evin tüm eşyaları toplayarak evden ayrılıyor.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Birkaç saat sonra Hoca’nın karısı eve döndüğünde, eşyaların çalınmış olduğunu görür görmez:


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">—Hoca diyor, Hoca. Eve hırsız girmiş, sen neden hiç sesini çıkarmadın?


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">Hoca karısı konuşunca:


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">—Hadi bakalım hanım! Diyor. Aşağıya in de eşeğin yemini ver.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Evin eşyaları çalınsa da Hocanın bahsi kazanmasının keyfi o gece kendisine yetiyor da artıyor; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">  "Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR"> sedirin üstünde derin bir uykuya çekiliyor.


"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">***


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">O günün sabahı bizim Hoca Nasreddin yine Akşehir pazarına doğru yol alıyor.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Mahallenin çocukları onu görünce çok seviniyorlar.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">—Hoca, hoca. Diyorlar. mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">  "Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR"> Ne olursun bize pazardan düdük al.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Çocukları çok seven Nasreddin Hoca:


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">—Peki, alayım, çocuklar. Diyor.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Sadece çocuklardan birisi ise, elindeki parayı vererek:


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">—Şu parayı al ve benim düdüğümü unutma Hocam! Diyor.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Parayı alıp cebine koyan Hoca, çocukların yanından uzaklaşarak yoluna devam ediyor.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Bu arada yoldan bir cenaze gidiyor, "Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Hoca’nın yanına gelen bir komşusu:


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">—Hocam, Hocam size bir şey sormak istiyorum.


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">Hoca duraklayarak:


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">—Sor bakalım.
"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">Komşusu:


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">—Cenazeyi götürürken, tabutun önünden mi gidilmesi gerekir, yoksa arkasından mı?


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">Hoca gülerek:


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">—İlahi komşum. İçinden gitme de neresinden gidersen git. Diyerek, Akşehir Pazarı’na geliyor. Bu arada bir adamın kafeste bulunan bir papağanı on altına sattığını görünce çok şaşırıyor ve hemen evine koşarak evde beslediği hindiyi kaptığı gibi yine çarşıya getiriyor.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">—Yirmi altına veriyorum! Diyerek, mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">  "Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR"> hindiye müşteri beklemeye başlıyor.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Akşehir halkı hocaya garip garip bakıp, kimisi de Hoca’nın bu haline gülüp geçiyor.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Nihayet bir tanıdığı:


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">—Sen aklını mı yitirdin be Hocam? Diyor. İki akçe etmez hindiyi yirmi altına kim alır?


mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Nasreddin Hoca:


mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">—Demin bu pazarda bir kuşu gözümün önünde yirmi akçeye sattılar.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">— Aman Hocam o papağandı. Tıpkı insan gibi konuşuyor o.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Nasreddin Hoca:


mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">—Olsun, diyerek, o konuşuyorsa bu da insan gibi düşünüyor. Diyor.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">O günün akşamı da yorgunluktan evine dönerken, yolunu bekleyen çocuklar karşısına çıkıyorlar.


"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR">—Hoca, hani bizim düdüklerimiz diye etrafına dolaşmaya başlıyorlar.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Nasreddin Hoca sadece parayı veren çocuğa düdüğü uzatarak:


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">—Hiçbirinize bir şey yok. Yalnız bu arkadaşınıza var. Çünkü parayı veren düdüğü çalar. Diyor.                                       


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> ***


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">…ve Yıl 2007.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Nasreddin Hoca Mezarlığı’nın önünden geçerken,  "Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;
mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Nasreddin Hoca’mızın Türbesi’ni ziyaret ediyorum


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Türbenin başından ayrılacağım, birden bir yağmur başlamaz mı? Islanmamak için Nasreddin Hoca ‘nın Türbesinin kapısına doğru birazcık hızlanıyorum.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Ardımdan bir ses işitiyorum, ya da bana öyle geliyor:


mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">— "Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">      mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:
TR"> 
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Aman torunum ne ayıp, senin gibi birisi, hiç Allah’ın rahmetinden kaçar mı?


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Ben de bu kez Nasreddin Hoca’mıza bize yıllar öncesinden verdiği yanıt ile karşılık veriyorum:


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">—Ben Allah’ın rahmetinden kaçmıyorum Hocam, sadece yeri ıslatan rahmeti çiğnememek için koşuyorum, diyorum.


mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">        
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";
color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> 
mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">Nasreddin Hoca sanki gülümseyerek:


mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR"> —Güle güle torunum. Diyor. Güle Güleeeee!    


mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:#444444;mso-fareast-language:TR">                                 BİTTİ            2007/ Akşehir


banner13
Yorumlar (0)
Yorum yapabilmek için lütfen üye girişi yapınız!
banner11
10
açık